Bro, universe doing that creepy thing again
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(via snassty)
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I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
(via seasonsofjohnlock)
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kirk and spock being in love
Anonymous
so many
spock felt that he needed to inform jim of the fact
just so they’re on the same page
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Askin the hard questions.
You could read this as handplates related but it doesn’t have to be.
My very serious headcanon is that baby bones are grown in glasses of milk. And Sans’s glass was too small so he is a bonsai skel.
i want a bonsai skel(via snassty)
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The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad
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Sulu’s like “whatever, drama queen.”
is sulu texting
he’s livetweeting chekov’s problems
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